CARPE FUCKING DIEN FLEXI JOURNAL
With gold foil-stamped calligraphy on the cover and metallic-ink lined pages throughout, this inviting journal motivates users to seize the day and enjoy the present moment—with humor and style.
FUCKING BRILLIANT PENCILS
This fancy-ass set of ten graphite eraser-topped pencils features inspirational profanity, calligraphic flourishes, and foil stamping. A great way to add a touch of humor and irreverence to everyday writings.
BADASS MONEY CLIP
Keep your bills safe in this handsome Gold money clip.